19/365

When sorting through the mismatched pile of magnetic poetry you find lurking on top of the refrigerator, you will suddenly remember that your husband gifted you with the Erotic collection. This will necessitate combing through each and every magnet before passing on the irresistibly tiny words to your 3 year old child.  After awhile all the words will begin to look / sound suspiciously lurid. 

 

Does MONKEY really mean PENIS?

Why are there so many TICKLE pieces?

Does ROCKET really mean PENIS?

APPARATUS!!?? 


Does FRIEND really mean PENIS?




I eliminated all of the words that I might find myself unable to define without sweating. So, along with throb  and orgasm, I also tossed out God and worship. 


*I know you can see the word breast there in the cast off pile. I am not afraid of the word breast, but I could not conceive of any story or poem that Violet might legitimately create that would include the word breast.


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3 Responses to 19/365

  1. Aliceson

    Is that frantic or fracture right next to penis? Either way it doesn’t sound enjoyable

  2. Rachel

    “RAM”! ha ha ha…

    Yes, GOD and WORSHIP much too obscene to pass on to Violet. ;)

  3. Michelle

    LOL! Those are awesome. I was playing with one of my friend’s daughter’s toys (it had a whole bunch of tiles with letters on them) and I was having fun making dirty words that only we could read. Yeah, I’m twelve.

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